i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus
do you guys see what i’m getting at
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
URGENT: If you have sex on the first date, that’s cool. If you wait till the 3rd date, that’s cool. The 11th? Cool. Marriage? Cool. If you’re not even dating, and do it, cool! Please understand, that as long as all acting parties give full consent, you can give the cookie to whoever you want! Because it’s yours. You are your own person, and no one should take that away from you. Do what makes you happy, that’s what counts.